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               COVID-19 Advice (issued 18 March 2020)

Given the current circumstances we've had a high number of groups make contact with us, and, due to the amount of effort put into rehearsals/marketing etc, most of them have so far wanted to re-schedule rather than cancel. We're not charging fees for any deferral of productions.

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Regarding cancellation: our administration fee will not be levied where you are forced to cancel your production.
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    by Derek Webb


Comedy Play Script: 'Celebulite' by Derek Webb


We live in a celebrity-obsessed society. So, when minor-celebrities measure their success on how many times they have appeared on a reality TV show and how often they are recognised in the street, what must it be like for them to lose their looks overnight? In 'Celebulite', we meet Victoria Ingram-Brown – who wakes up one morning to discover she has aged 20 years – and Russell, who has put on five stone.

Both turn up at their agents, Hobson Associates, to discover that he has moved offices and the cleaner, Katherine, can’t (or won’t) provide any information.  Their frustration and anger builds as they contemplate what their futures will be now that their appearance has so radically changed. For Victoria it is devastating, while Russell is slightly more philosophical.

But everything changes again when Margery, Harry Hobson’s PA, arrives on the scene.  Is something altogether more sinister happening, or is this reality TV gone mad?  'Celebulite. examines the cult of the celebrity in a witty yet thought-provoking way.

“This is a thought-provoking and very funny piece of theatre.” South Wales Evening Post review


45 mins approx


(1m, 3f)

  • Victoria: appears to be middle-aged, yet still an attractive woman who believes herself to be only 25
  • Russell: late 20s to early 30s, looking overweight, but claims to be five stones lighter than he appears
  • Katherine: 20s to 50s, a ‘job’s worth’ cleaner who won’t stand any nonsense, definitely working class and proud of it
  • Margery: 30s to 50s, PA to the owner of Hobson Associates, calm, professional, a bit scary probably


  • Preview E-Script (Celebulite)
    £0.00 Preview E-Script (Celebulite)
    A free preview script containing a significant part of the full script and provided as a pdf file sized for A4 paper.
  • E-Script (Celebulite)
    £3.50 E-Script (Celebulite)
    The full script provided as a pdf file for A4 size paper. You have a maximum of three attempts to download the file which will expire after 30 days. You are licensed to print this once for your personal use. If you want to...
  • Printed Script (Celebulite)
    £7.05 Printed Script (Celebulite)
    A printed script provided as an A5 paperback acting edition. You are licensed to use this for your personal use. If you want to make multiple copies for use at rehearsals, a Script Copying Licence is required in addition...
  • Script Copying Licence (Celebulite)
    £17.99 Script Copying Licence (Celebulite)
    If you've bought an e-script or a printed script, this licence permits you to make copies of it for rehearsal use.  PLEASE NOTE: The licence will be e-mailed to you as an A4 pdf file - it is not instantly downloadable...
  • Royalty Quotation Form
    £0.00 Royalty Quotation Form
    The rights to perform and record for all the titles in our catalogue (with exceptions) are managed by Stagescripts Ltd. A royalty fee must be paid: whether the play is presented for charity or for...