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One In The Eye

    by Derek Webb

Comedy Play Script: 'One In The Eye' by Derek Webb


Horatio Nelson was arguably the greatest hero that Great Britain has ever seen. Throughout the world his name is revered, his exploits remembered with awe.  What is not so well known is that Horatio had a brother called Maurice…

Maurice (as you may have gathered) was not nearly as famous as Horatio. The closest he got to the sea was the Navy Department where he worked. He was in fact a civil servant. ‘One In The Eye’ follows a week in the life of Maurice.

The story opens with the news that brother Horatio has sunk most of the French fleet at the Battle of the Nile. Shortly after hearing this news the Navy Department’s quietness and solitude is interrupted by one Emma Hamilton — a ‘friend’ of Horatio’s.

She announces, much to Maurice’s chagrin, that she is to throw a ball in London to celebrate the victory; and everyone is coming – even the King.   Maurice, on reaching home, is told by his wife Sarah that there is a letter for him. His sister-in-law is coming up to London for the season.  His sister-in-law is of course Fanny Nelson. While on the coach from Bath, all the talk is of a great ball being held to celebrate her husband’s great victory. Fanny, quite rightly, is insistent that she should go. 

Maurice’s dilemma is how to keep the wife and the mistress apart. Easily solved when you think about it. All that has to be done is persuade Fanny to go to the ball for no more than a couple of hours. Then, in order to keep Emma diverted, one of Maurice’s colleagues has to be dressed up (under protest) as King George III. That way, while Emma is treated to a private audience with the (bogus) King for two hours, Maurice will be able to look after Fanny. By the time that Emma reappears and finds she has been duped, Fanny will have gone.



50 mins approx


(3m, 2f with doubling)

  • Maurice - brother of Horatio Nelson, dry and rather cynical; but then he lives in the shadow of his rather more famous brother, so it’s only to be expected
  • Briggs - Maurice’s colleague at the Navy Department, bit of a Jack-the-lad
  • Emma - Lady Hamilton, by name, larger than life by nature, reputed to be a good friend of Horatio’s
  • Street vendor - a dodgy street trader
  • Sarah - Maurice’s blind wife, a quiet unassuming girl
  • Innkeeper - probably the street vendor’s brother
  • Fanny (Lady Nelson) - Horatio’s wife, has good taste and upbringing, quite different to Emma
  • King George (King George the Third) - given to bouts of insanity – like most of us

Suggested doubling:

  • Narrator / King George / Innkeeper / Street vendor
  • Sarah / Fanny
  • Nurse / Emma

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