Synopsis

‘Snails For Starters’ is that wonderful connection between an old school layout; a comedy dinner borderline farce, with your modern day topics of conversation; Facebook, Instagram and dating apps. It’s middle-aged relationships written by a writer in her mid-twenties but finding that laugh out loud comedy with the subtlety of a realistic connection. 

We start with our protagonists; Robert and Juliet. Robert and Juliet are your stereotypical postcard couple, with the exception that Juliet hates stereotypes and would rather superimpose her face onto a dancing elf than help with the cleaning. She’s witty, sharp and I like to think the kind of woman we all wish we had the gusto to be. She speaks the truth, she’s fast and she’s also an owner of her own ECard empire. Robert’s a vet, a man who can spurt out an animal fact at the drop of a hat. They may appear unconventional, but they gel. 

Enter Robert’s old school chum, Carl, and our dinner party is off to a start. Carl is your Delboy, (literally quoted ‘The Delboy of Reading’) he can talk the talk, and try to walk the walk but after creating such a facade to his new younger girlfriend, Imogen, can he really keep up the act? Imogen is our main comedy point, aside from the witty interchanges, Imogen is a complete and utter send-up. She’s borderline believable but comes out with some of the most baffling and hilarious lines. It goes well, they’re discussing who would win in a fight between Indiana Jones or Zorro? There’s some dancing and even some misconstrued of the nickname ‘Big Ju’. This is all until, ‘Lola’ enters. 

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